Brian, time out.....
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A woman goes to a gynacologist for an exam. During the examination, the doctor looks up with a puzzled expression and says, "You're records state you've been married three times, but it is obvious that you are still a virgin."
The woman says, "Yeah, I know, but I can explain it. My first husband was gay, so he wouldn't. My second husband was impotent, so he couldn't. My third husband was a Republican, and all he did was talk about how great it was gonna be!"
Insert Brian Manzella in place of "Republican."
Dang! There's that winky eye!
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quote:Originally posted by efnef
A woman goes to a gynacologist for an exam. During the examination, the doctor looks up with a puzzled expression and says, "You're records state you've been married three times, but it is obvious that you are still a virgin."
The woman says, "Yeah, I know, but I can explain it. My first husband was gay, so he wouldn't. My second husband was impotent, so he couldn't. My third husband was a Republican, and all he did was talk about how great it was gonna be!"
Insert Brian Manzella in place of "Republican."
Dang! There's that winky eye!
You forgot the punchline!
"But next time, I am gonna marry a lawyer because I KNOW I'll get screwed!"
quote:Originally posted by FanofHogan
quote:Originally posted by efnef
A woman goes to a gynacologist for an exam. During the examination, the doctor looks up with a puzzled expression and says, "You're records state you've been married three times, but it is obvious that you are still a virgin."
The woman says, "Yeah, I know, but I can explain it. My first husband was gay, so he wouldn't. My second husband was impotent, so he couldn't. My third husband was a Republican, and all he did was talk about how great it was gonna be!"
Insert Brian Manzella in place of "Republican."
Dang! There's that winky eye!
You forgot the punchline!
"But next time, I am gonna marry a lawyer because I KNOW I'll get screwed!"
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