Exclusive - The FBI file on David Leadbetter

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Mathew

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Name - David Leadbetter
Aliases - Junk, breath of stinks the first I , oh shhhh where did that go, leadpoisoning, leadbitter....too many...
Address - Somewhere in California - isn't that the same place they elected arnold swartezenneger - or what ever that unspellable name is....lol

Known attibutes - slimy greasebag with chip pan hair....

Description - He's the one beside the hackers and tries to make the game fun again for those that are good....well what can you expect from a guy who is a golf digest No.1 teacher.

Next of Kin - A wife - wow she must be a real boot-like hag to go with him - can you imagine them together [xx(] - Kids that enter into tournaments and consistantly finish last.

Job - Legal extorsion, the antichrist of golf instruction

LOOK AT THE EVIL IN THOSE EYES

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Hes a pissed teacher that wanted to make it but didn't - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [:d]

Advice for him - Retire and Die... :)... I might be a lil stoned but this feels even better ..... nothing like a good punt at lead****ter...lol
 
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Mathew

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quote:Originally posted by pixie

Wow,
I think we have a stalker!
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LOL....:D stoned again and it feels sooooooooooooooooooooo good...lol

Forum I would like to say something - I am your happy feeling lil pot head....and I cannot say im even slightly sorry for my actions but I just feel so good and ^^^^^^^^ YIPPPPEEE ! Yes I am your no.1 stoner golfer, your chilled out and very -cool dude ! [8D]If ppl don't like me - well hey im not going to be a hypocrit and be anyone else than I am - I present myself and I can only hope thats enough for people, I don't know dude... Ive never been normal but I am inside one of the pure people in morals and I have no vicious hate for anyone in this world, and I really mean that.... I would not harm anyone in any shape or form and that makes me a big person inside where it counts..... I just give you my opinion with no malice or hate.... some people like it, some people don't - Hey im an aquired taste....

Anyways to answer the responce...

Im not a stalker, im Mathew - the totally funny, gives his 2c as his money and makes everyone laugh in a hurry type of guy:D.

Its a non-issue - I could not flatter leadbetter with that kind of sentiment, I just want to let everyone know his inneptude.....

Would you give a good report of like that of being at a restaurant with bad service - they should be accountable for the actions, Ian Baker Finch - or even Justin Rose, after his advice he drops 9 strokes.... What most ppl don't realise that this is THEIR profession THIER livelyhood THIER time never to be lived again.

Now if someone was hired to shape and create peoples careers should they not be held accountable. Now this person meddles around with their games, like a medevil doctor trying to cure someone with bleeding....etc and sometimes they may even help the person with something good out of the archaic beliefs and yet no one expects that this person shouldn't be held accountable to his actions because he neglected someone for a little bit of time and actually does something right, maybe even win a tournament.

Its not a matter of screwing some people up and making someone better. Under a good teachers watch EVERY pupil should get better and more mature as a player, good teachers provide the pupils with the guidance and keys/skills that is required to become more developed....this simply does not happen under leadbetters watch.....

You know I bet leadbetter hasn't had one original deep thought about what he is teaching other than "how can I sound like I know what I am talking about".

What these tour players are doing is what some cheapskate who didn't wanna pay for his car to be fixed so he hands it to the kid at the end of the block to tinker around that knows a little bit and might help yet he might blow up the engine in the process. That is Leadbetter, he is that kid at the end of block tinkering with their car. What makes it more of a travisty is that these tour players are like jaguars and the kid drinks beer and sits on the hood with his levis as the sun goes down and the metal rivets are scratching the surface.

Now I accept that many of the people are quite rich there is just as many that are not that put their faith in him and their futures into their hands. These are the unknowns, the people golf magazine don't say anything about, they might have no other education who have relied on their god given abilities and honestly believe that they can get to their dreams and their financial future. How could someone not warn people that he is a cowboy golf coach that isn't even fit to be in the yellow pages.

But hey dude - If you wanna follow his advice over mine - IMO your mad but its cool or whatever - its your life (and you must take what you feel is right but just remember you only get one lifetime) - but if I make someone listen they might take my advice and steer clear they could just find themselves being closer to finding the realities of what their looking for...

Anyways typing takes energy so im going to end in a big group hug to make everyone feel my vibe - I got a warm vibe that I wanna pass onto the group :)[8)]

Night all.... talk to you tommorow

The one and only

Mathew
 
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But, hey dude, if you want to follow his advice over mine-

ah, yeah I do. Going throught life stoned, and I did for 17 years, has a way of making you think your speech in front of a large audience is being recieved well. It will only be when you sober up that you realize your pants were unzipped the whole time. No use checking it right now, it's going to seem like they are zipped. So stay fixated on Leadbetter, duuuude. It's one more thing to keep you from having to look at yourself. When it's time to see, you will. Party on!
 
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Mathew

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quote:Originally posted by diggerdog

But, hey dude, if you want to follow his advice over mine-

ah, yeah I do. Going throught life stoned, and I did for 17 years, has a way of making you think your speech in front of a large audience is being recieved well. It will only be when you sober up that you realize your pants were unzipped the whole time. No use checking it right now, it's going to seem like they are zipped. So stay fixated on Leadbetter, duuuude. It's one more thing to keep you from having to look at yourself. When it's time to see, you will. Party on!
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Take a chill pill dude !

I think its kinda humourous sober too...
 
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quote:Originally posted by diggerdog

But, hey dude, if you want to follow his advice over mine-

ah, yeah I do. Going throught life stoned, and I did for 17 years, has a way of making you think your speech in front of a large audience is being recieved well. It will only be when you sober up that you realize your pants were unzipped the whole time. No use checking it right now, it's going to seem like they are zipped. So stay fixated on Leadbetter, duuuude. It's one more thing to keep you from having to look at yourself. When it's time to see, you will. Party on!
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Sound advice, of course, but as always, wasted on the young. We have to learn things the hard way, don't we. ;)
 
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