New golf book on the market

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I Have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through 40 years of experience. The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info. It is a great price due to the vast information, and I want more time to play.

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Don't wait until they're all gone !!!

TABLE OF CONTENTS:


CHAPTER 1

HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT

CHAPTER 2

HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE

CHAPTER 3

HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER

CHAPTER 4

HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK

CHAPTER 5

WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER

CHAPTER 6

USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS

CHAPTER 7

WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT

CHAPTER 8

PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM

CHAPTER 9

HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND

CHAPTER 10

HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER

CHAPTER 11

WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH

CHAPTER 12

HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME

CHAPTER 13

HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE

CHAPTER 14

WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT

CHAPTER 15

GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT

CHAPTER 16

WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER

CHAPTER 17

CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME

CHAPTER 18

WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP,

BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE
BARTENDER
 
WHAT A SHAM!!! 129 DOLLARS!!!!

YOU'RE F*#IN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe jk....I get the joke. ;)

I did think you were serous at first though.
 
I hope you have a joke appendix:

A guy finishes a round of golf one Saturday afternoon. In the parking lot is a beautiful blonde with the hood of her car open. He stops. She says, “can you follow me home, its just a few blocks- I’m afraid my car will stall again.” He follows her home.
They both arrive at her house in a matter of a few minutes. She invites him in for a quick drink. He thinks twice about it but goes in for the drink anyway.
They have a few drinks and soon she gets undressed in front of him. Before he can stop himself -they have sex, several times. He looks at his watch and can’t believe how late it is. His wife will kill him. He hurries home feeling guilty.
He enters the house and his wife looks sternly in his direction, “Where have you been?”
Feeling remorseful, he confesses to the unexpected sexual encounter with the beautiful blonde.
The wife looks at him, “Don’t lie to me- you played another round, didn’t you!!”
 
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