Quotes of the week

[GeoffDickson]

"It's hard to break 80 when you have 5 three-putts."
Geoff Dickson

"Putting is the weakest part of my game".
Geoff Dickson

What pearls of wisdom have you shared with your golfing partners this week?

 

[Kevin Shields]

"I've lost the right to complain about my game since I never practice"

 

[mgranato]

My advice to all the partners I picked in a captains game Wednesday... "You need to dump me. You'll be playing 1 on 3 with me, you may as well make it 1 on 4."

 

[Brian Manzella]

"you mean those great putters that say all they think about is speed know something?"

 

[hp12c]

The woods are full of long drivers.

 

[wulsy]

Keep swinging like that and you'll stay as shyte as you are.

 

[KGlennCole]

Except for speed and direction, that was a pretty good putt.

 

[Burner]

Except for speed and direction, that was a pretty good putt.

Oh, and you're still away!

 

[KGlennCole]

After a friend hit a worm-burner about 100 yds.. "Well, you kept that out of the wind."

 

[Billy McKinney]

I say all the time: "That's a lot less bad."

 

[KGlennCole]

I say all the time: "That's a lot less bad."

I've used "At least that's not good enough to be bad" as one my ball headed for and landed short of disaster (water, OB, etc.).

 

[PWebUSMC]

"The best two balls I hit all day were when I stepped on that rake."

 

[matt kluck]

Quotes

"The only person who bothers me is me"! is my response whenever playing in a Pro-Am and the other players suggest that they are disrupting my game.
Best in golf,
MK