Ryan Smither
Super Moderator
4:10 am - Awaken in Atlanta, GA
5:00 am - Hop on I-85 with my brother, bound for Augusta National
7:45 am - Arrive on Washington and parked for free!
7:47 am - Leave the jackets in the car
7:50 am - Search for tickets
8:00 am - Almost buy 2 tickets for $150 a piece
8:20 am - Buy 2 tickets from 2 fellow patrons for $91 total
8:21 am - High-five my brother as we expected to spend atleast $100 per
8:40 am - Immediately regret the decision to leave jackets in car
8:50 am - Stroll across #1 fairway, marvelling at the "green carpet"
9:30 am - Watch El Tigre hit shots into #15, "tour pitch" shots, bunker shots, some putts, full wedges...this guy is rediculous
9:42 am - Watch El Tigre "skip-it" on #16
10:45 am - Buy a nice Masters sweatshirt for survival purposes
...timeline begins to fade away...
1:00ish - Bubba Watson hits the golf ball harder than these eyes have seen
2:00ish - It becomes apparent Henrik Stenson is a brutal putter
2:30ish - Weather takes a turn for the better
3:00ish - I ask myself, "How is Ben Curtis playing this game for a living?"
4:00ish - JB Holmes is hitting it well looking to bring a Jacket back to the K-Y
5:00ish - Inhale my 4th $1.00 Sandwich of the Day
5:30ish - How did Justin Leonard score this hot wife?
5:45 pm - Watch as workers RAKE the divots off the range tee...HINT...HINT
6:30 pm - No doubt in my mind, Augusta National is a SPECIAL place
9:15 pm - Safe and sound back in the ATL
*THIS WAS MY 2nd TRIP...IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN, YOU MUST GO!*
5:00 am - Hop on I-85 with my brother, bound for Augusta National
7:45 am - Arrive on Washington and parked for free!
7:47 am - Leave the jackets in the car
7:50 am - Search for tickets
8:00 am - Almost buy 2 tickets for $150 a piece
8:20 am - Buy 2 tickets from 2 fellow patrons for $91 total
8:21 am - High-five my brother as we expected to spend atleast $100 per
8:40 am - Immediately regret the decision to leave jackets in car
8:50 am - Stroll across #1 fairway, marvelling at the "green carpet"
9:30 am - Watch El Tigre hit shots into #15, "tour pitch" shots, bunker shots, some putts, full wedges...this guy is rediculous
9:42 am - Watch El Tigre "skip-it" on #16
10:45 am - Buy a nice Masters sweatshirt for survival purposes
...timeline begins to fade away...
1:00ish - Bubba Watson hits the golf ball harder than these eyes have seen
2:00ish - It becomes apparent Henrik Stenson is a brutal putter
2:30ish - Weather takes a turn for the better
3:00ish - I ask myself, "How is Ben Curtis playing this game for a living?"
4:00ish - JB Holmes is hitting it well looking to bring a Jacket back to the K-Y
5:00ish - Inhale my 4th $1.00 Sandwich of the Day
5:30ish - How did Justin Leonard score this hot wife?
5:45 pm - Watch as workers RAKE the divots off the range tee...HINT...HINT
6:30 pm - No doubt in my mind, Augusta National is a SPECIAL place
9:15 pm - Safe and sound back in the ATL
*THIS WAS MY 2nd TRIP...IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN, YOU MUST GO!*