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What does that have to do with Eldrick's putting...if the back-biters were more Tigerlike maybe they could contend with the dude and not have to snipe like little girls. Not sure a math formula explains Tiger's dominance, how about mental toughness and a determination that the rest of the boys just can't match...at least Phil can stand-up to Tiger on occasion.
 
Maybe I will go poke Tiger in the eye though.
I can imagine you being his eye surgeon.

"...ooops...sorry tiger, i didn't mean to make your blind...i guess you can't play golf anymore...oh well...i'm sure you'll have enough in your retirement account..." [birdie calls mickelson later] "job done philly...where's my $$$?"
 
.if the back-biters were more Tigerlike maybe they could contend with the dude and not have to snipe like little girls. How about mental toughness and a determination that the rest of the boys just can't match...at least Phil can stand-up to Tiger on occasion.

Phil has only beat Tiger once, it was probably the best day of his life. If it weren't for Eldrick, he would be a big grinning less superlative #1.

I agree that the the pansies on tour don't have the focus, toughness, and determination to compete with Tiger. It makes me sick when they approach a forthcoming battle with him in a subservient manner. They love setting themselves up for failure. I can't wait to see someone not capitulate to his greatness... Tiger who?

I think that Tiger is the best because he loves being in the grinder! Not many people really enjoy the hardship of being a tour player and proving themselves everyday. He truly enjoys the pressure putts and having his tournament life on the line. The true champions enjoy surging as well as grinding out a win. The also-ran crumble when the pressure is on, and can't wait to jump off the the hot seat. You can see it in their face: I don't like this! Make it stop! While Tiger is off in alpha state draining another 15 foot heart breaker.

OT- Anyone else excited about seeing Lorena dust off Annika this week!!!
 

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For the first time I'm getting a little bored with the lack of competition with him. The techniques aren't as good as his. The balls aren't as big. The imagination isn't as good. Can anyone really see somebody in their 20's taking him on because, i could be wrong, i don't.
 
The LPGA is my favorite tour to watch because there's a cluster of 10 players that are evenly matched, and can pull off a win at anytime. I'm glad that there isn't a Tiger Woods of the LPGA. Annika was untouchable for a long stretch, but the influx of young talent has brought parity to the LPGA.

I can't see anyone in their 20's taking on Tiger, the world doesn't breed fighters... too much soy milk, antibacterial soap, and feminizing of males (lol there's an evolutionary pysch book called the pussification of the Amercan male.) The PGA is composed of heartless cut makers. The old pros wouldn't give in so easy.

Jim the LPGA off season is too long! I predict 4 wins for team Ochoa this season. I want to see Ochoa beat up on Annika this year, and solidify her #1 spot. I think that she is +ev in the next two tourneys after this week: The mastercard in Mexico and Safeway in Arizona. I predict an Ochoa win within the next 3 events.
 
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I can imagine you being his eye surgeon.

"...ooops...sorry tiger, i didn't mean to make your blind...i guess you can't play golf anymore...oh well...i'm sure you'll have enough in your retirement account..." [birdie calls mickelson later] "job done philly...where's my $$$?"

Hehehe. All I need is a disguise kit, a blackjack, and a closet to put the real surgeon in. ;)

Other options:

Plan A.......1. grow out fingernails for a couple weeks...2. use legs to run away. (faster than Forrest Gump)

Plan B.......obtain tribal poison dart tube. Use.

Plan C.......elastic band.....

Plan D.......train eagle......

Plan E.......train killer bees.......

Plan D.......train monkey..........give monkey elastic band.....

Maybe I can contract this fellow out for a job:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N8qXakkqzeI

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The LPGA is my favorite tour to watch because there's a cluster of 10 players that are evenly matched, and can pull off a win at anytime. I'm glad that there isn't a Tiger Woods of the LPGA. Annika was untouchable for a long stretch, but the influx of young talent has brought parity to the LPGA.

I can't see anyone in their 20's taking on Tiger, the world doesn't breed fighters... too much soy milk, antibacterial soap, and feminizing of males (lol there's an evolutionary pysch book called the pussification of the Amercan male.) The PGA is composed of heartless cut makers. The old pros wouldn't give in so easy.

Jim the LPGA off season is too long! I predict 4 wins for team Ochoa this season. I want to see Ochoa beat up on Annika this year, and solidify her #1 spot. I think that she is +ev in the next two tourneys after this week: The mastercard in Mexico and Safeway in Arizona. I predict an Ochoa win within the next 3 events.

Pretty good post........

But hey......I drink soy milk buddy......LOL.

(I don't wax my legs or womanize my eyebrows tho)

Honestly I do chug the soy though lol. (about 2 years ago God chose to make utter milk poison for me :() Hopefully only for a short while.

The soybean.........the most powerful and feared bean of them all.....

The little eyes..........they watch you.....maybe right now.........!.....ahhhh.....eeeeeeee.....

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Soy is for women! I thought Canadians were real men that played hockey, lumberjackers, and maple syrup drinkers. Milk is for baby cows!!!! It isn't intended for human consumption. Serious soy converts into estrogen... don't become a man boob! OT the first thing I noticed about Philly Mick this season is his lack of man boob. I think he dropped soy from his diet.
 
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Estrogen.......lol ya right s-m.

BTW yes we Canadians do all of the above (that you listed)........we also hock mean loogies.

**new signiture**

Eee hehehehe...

:D:)

I'm a Syrup Drinking Champion. (first flight)
 
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