Manzella's Favorite Quotes!

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Brian Manzella

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To Gary Wiren at a the second PGA Teaching and Coaching Summit:
"Is The Golfing Machine the truth"?

—Ben Doyle, PGA, G.S.E.D., The First Authorized Instructor of The Golfing Machine


"If you are not the best putter in your STATE, don't try to play tournament golf for a living."

—Don Villavaso, long-time New Orleans Teaching Pro, Golfing Machine devotee and friend
 
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"If you want to hit the inside quadrant of the ball, (long pause), it would be a good idea to look at it."

—Brian Manzella, Do It Right video


"Dearly beloved,
As this will is being read, you are probably shocked to know that my vast fortune accululated throughout my career was squandered over my final 3 years as I took up golf, got good, and began gambling. But those were the happiest years of my life. My last request is to cut my body up into 18 pieces and bury them on beautiful spots over the 18 hole course I loved so dearly. But bury my ass on the first tee, cause that's where i lost it."

—As told to Gary Wiren of a well-to-do industrialist who lost it all with a late blooming passion for golf.
 
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"Golf swings are like poker hands, most of them aren't very good. Oh yeah, and you can't bluff."

—Jackie Burke, Jr.
 
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"When you control your Left Wrist, you control the Clubface. When you control the Clubface, you control the ball. When you control the ball, you control the game."

—Lynn Blake/aka-Yoda, aka-Holenone
 
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Brian Manzella

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"You walk around the PGA Merchandise Show and there are 2 million square feet of hooked-face drivers. You look at the range tee after a PGA Tour event, the range tee is all torn up from the players taking divots. What does that say? Don't keep the clubface open and hit down on the ball!"

—MikeSTLOC, the third one on the right

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Brian Manzella

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(Not meant to be an insult) refering to Brian M.:
"With parents like that, he turned out as bad as possible."

—Todd Nunez, long-time friend, football teammamte, caddie and golfing buddy

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"I've got calluses on my hands from hittng balls all day...you people must have calluses on your asses from watching me all day"

—Ben Hogan
 
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"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education"

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."

—Albert Einstein

Too bad Einstein wasn't a member of this forum.

—DDL
 
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Brian Manzella

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At the 1st PGA Teaching and Coaching Summit, the 1st speaker was a lady talking UNDER the heads of everyone and she really stunk it up. As she finished and started to walk off the stage..:

"Don't clap, she might come back."

—Don Villavaso, long-time New Orleans Teaching Pro, Golfing Machine devotee and friend
 
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While playing with a local man named Aubrey Alford, a very long driver of the ball for a 75 year old man, as he smoked his driver:

"Mr. Aubrey, I hope I can hit it that far when I'm 75."

—Diggerdog

He turned to me, looked me in the eye , and said, "Hell, you can't hit it that far now."

—75 year-old Aubrey Alford to Diggerdog, as he bent down to remove his tee
 
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On how to create Lag:

"...hold on to the club...change directions....and LET the weight of the clubhead naturally lag behind... ."

—MikeSTLOC—King of Lag

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MikeSTLOC, 2004
 
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"The essence of physical learning is developing distinctions, becomming aware of the differences between two actions and recognizing the consiquences of each."

—Fred Shoemaker
 
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"The real obscenity of life is the repression of a natural, life assertive act like sex, and the calm acceptance of a diseased, destructive act like war."

—Lenny Bruce
(not golf but I learned that during my USL days in "real" cajun country)
 
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"All clubs take a divot including the driver, but with a driver it is an "air divot". You don't have to replace those."


—Drewitgolf

Good One Drew!!!!!!
 
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"Don Villavaso, a fine teacher and great friend of mine told ME several thousand times...If you can't put it in words that even a 10 year old can 'get' and apply...you don't know anything."

—Brian Manzella
 
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