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Mike Richardson

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It's nearly the weekend and time for a laugh:

• A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
• A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
• A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read
• A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
• A Cuban - needs one more revolution
• An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
• A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
• A Kate Winslett - a bit flat but otherwise perfect
• A Kate Moss - bit thin
• A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
• A Rodney King - over-clubbed
• A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver
• A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
• A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
• An elephant's arse - high and shitty
• A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
• A circus tent - a BIG top
• A sister-in-law - up there but know that I shouldn't be”

And one for this forum:

a steveT - didn't feeeel good
 
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Robbohank

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Tumble

The "tumble" used to mean something so different to me based on the Manzella description.

But I now understand it to be Jeffrey Martin's finish action. That poor guy's going to hurt himself if he keeps playing this game.
 
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mgranato

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A Tiger - hit a tree then disappeared
A Kate Upton - perfectly curved
An Armstrong - lost ball
A Victoria Beckham - big false front
A Christian Laettner - lucky shot
A Crying Game - ball next to a root
 
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goley

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my buddy that is new to golf and not really the golfing type likes to tell you that he "longed ya" if he hits it bye anyone. That and he says nice "shoot". always good for a laugh
 
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Jay845

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Hmmm

Brian Manzella said:
I have a couple I can't say on here but they are CLASSIC...
Click to expand...

That's kinda like saying, "I have a million dollars in my bank account, but I can't find my cheque book or bank card". Really doesn't do me a lot of good.....

Feel free to PM them to me. I won't be offended
 
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Brian Manzella

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I think a "Manzella" would either be a very loud sounding driver, a shot caught slightly fat, or a shot that you try to influence with your hands.

:)

Off the top of my head....

A Kareem would be a lob shot that flew straight into the hole.

A Oswald would be a shot would be shot that caused a bunch of trouble that you got blamed for, but didn't hit.

A Jeffy would be a poorly hit shot, that came up well short, and made no sense at all.
 
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