Self-portrait?

[mrodock]

Just curious how many people that are oblivious to American movies will think I just put up a self-portrait, hmmmmm, kind of a funny thought.

Matt

 

[Tom Bartlett]

So, what did you do this summer mrodock? Do any wolverine hunting? I love technology...

 

[mrodock]

"They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"

 

[mrodock]

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like, animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes. Probably the best that I know of.

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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!

 

[mrodock]

Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right.
Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know.

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Napoleon Dynamite: [using time machine] Ow! Ow! Ow! It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! It's a piece of crap and it doesn't work!
Uncle Rico: I coulda told you that.

 

[mrodock]

Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

 

[mrodock]

Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?

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Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.

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Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

 

[mrodock]

Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

 

[Tom Bartlett]

You gotta have skills.

 

[flopshot59]

i always tell my girlfriend that I can hit a golf ball over that mountain in reference to Rico claiming he could throw a football over that mountain.
It annoys the hell out of her.

 

[flopshot59]

Matt,
I immeidately laughed the first time I saw your avatar. I love that movie.

 

[flopshot59]

Trisha: Hi, is Napoleon there?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
Trisha: Can I talk to him?
Napoleon Dynamite: You already are.

 

[mrodock]

i always tell my girlfriend that I can hit a golf ball over that mountain in reference to Rico claiming he could throw a football over that mountain.
It annoys the hell out of her.

This is probably my favorite part of the movie. Keep hitting it over those mountains dude, that is freaking hilarious!

Matt

 

[mrodock]

Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

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Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

 

[mrodock]

Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true.

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Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!

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Kip: [Napoleon has Kip in a sleeper-hold] Ow! Ah geez!
Napoleon Dynamite: What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?
Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!
Napoleon Dynamite: Fine!
[Napoleon releases Kip]
Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you guys doin'? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot?
Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.
Napoleon Dynamite: I did?
Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding?
Napoleon Dynamite: A little bit.

 

[mrodock]

You gotta have skills.

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

 

[flopshot59]

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

 

[flopshot59]

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection.

 

[mrodock]

i always tell my girlfriend that I can hit a golf ball over that mountain in reference to Rico claiming he could throw a football over that mountain.
It annoys the hell out of her.

Do you think you could post some video of yourself hitting a ball over a mountain? Probably not a lot of mountains in FL though! That would be something to see. I'll try to find a hill or something I can hit it over.

 

[Tom Bartlett]

O.K. this is borderline sick now.