At his worst, Tiger finishes in the top 20. How do you guys figure that he's DONE? He's already shown us that he doesn't have to be in Tiger-Beast-2000 mode to win majors, and his goal is not to return to that version of himself. I say he needs a year or so to get his head and game together. He shouldn't try to reinvent himself as some silly grinned Phil clone. He's a Tiger, not a pussy cat: intimidate, ignore, and own your competition.
Tiger come see me! I have something much stronger than the military hypnotist taught you.
Another reason this forum is the best... Up until I read this post, I thought time travel was impossible. But SM is clearly writing this from the year 2000. Self, while you're there, put a grand for me on the Lakers beating the Pacers 4 games to 2 in the NBA finals.
Maybe 10 years ago him finishing T20 was his worst, but this is 2011, and a top 20 is hardly his worst. His worst is walking off the course during a round. Then his next worse would be chopping it up and not sniffing the cut. His next after that would be finishing 18 over in a "no cut" 80 man field. By his recent standards, T20 is a pretty good showing... but nothing close to his worse.
10 more things you may find interesting since you've been
gone...
1. Enjoy watching him in 2000 - it's his peak.
2. He hasn't won on his home course (Augusta) since '05.
3. He's closing in on 3 years since his last major win.
4. He's learned how to choke them away in the last 2 years.
5. He's started his 3rd swing make over in the last year.
6. He's lost his putting prowess in the last year.
7. Come to find out, he's not that good of a driver off the course either.
8. He's no longer #1 in the world.
9. He's no longer #2 in the world.
10. Ochoa quits the game.
See a trend anywhere?