quote:Originally posted by brianman
Lets start with this guys...ok?
accumulator
Ac*cu"mu*la`tor, n. [L.] 1. One who, or that which, accumulates, collects, or amasses.
2. (Mech.) An apparatus by means of which energy or power can be stored, such as the cylinder or tank for storing water for hydraulic elevators, the secondary or storage battery used for accumulating the energy of electrical charges, etc.
3. A system of elastic springs for relieving the strain upon a rope, as in deep-sea dredging.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
Brian, your post is certainly interesting and educational, ‘scrabbling’ with words and definitions. However, instead of starting to play around with hydraulic elevators, batteries and deep-sea dredging, splitting hairs here and there along the way, I will again explain my basic point, which is actually very simple, straightforward and scientific.
Some simple considerations:
- Things should be taken and discussed in their context.
- The context is defined by golf and science.
- Homer sees his G.O.L.F. system as being ruled by the universal laws of science.
I hope we agree that Homer want us to consider his G.O.L.F. system as being conform to the rules and laws of science. If not, further discussion is useless.
However, science is ONE not MANY. You just can’t take a bit of this and that, here and there, as you please, and maintain that you are still scientific. Therefore if Homer’s system is scientific then it is ruled by its strict rules and definitions. If you don’t accept this than you condemn Homer’s life-time efforts to be a form of pseudo science. Something to be used conveniently as sales hype.
Let’s take a look at the glossary entries for energy,
POTENTIAL AND KINETIC ENERGY
Mechanical - Potential energy ......... position. - - - - - Kinetic energy .........motion.
Golf - Loaded Accumulators are Potential Energy. - The Orbiting Clubhead is kinetic energy.
Now simply, look, look, look, at the definitions above. The ONLY conclusion possible is that Homer associates accumulators with potential energy and the orbiting clubhead with kinetic energy, exactly in the sense as used in science, not as a figure of speech.
If we do agree that he meant potential energy, as used in science, then we also agree that, by definition, it is also subject to the rules and laws of science. Hence Homer is meaning the real thing, potential energy as in science.
What does science say about potential energy? -
Potential energy exists whenever an object, which has mass, has a position within a force field.
This force field, can be the due to compression or extension of a spring or due to pull of gravity
Let’s look at another glossary definition -
POWER ACCUMULATION
Mechanical, - The process of assuming or acquiring a condition of Potential Energy.
Golf - The process of Loading Power Accumulators during their Out-of-Line Conditions.
It is clear and self evident that Potential Energy is here associated with an Out-Of-Line condition.
(All this is perfectly scientific, except for the expression - 'Power Accumulation'. Potential Energy can be stored. Power however is, by definition, the
rate of this conversion process, hence not an
entity to be stored.)
There is however one extremely important ingredient missing to make it all perfectly sound and scientific. Where is the force field which in science is required to define potential energy? I can’t see any. If there isn’t any then Homer’s definition is not obeying the rules of science and henceforth his notion of Power Accumulator cannot be considered valid from a scientific point of view.
For those who are tempted to throw in their very personal interpretation what Homer might have meant or not, I just like to remind them of Homer’s very rigorous views with regard to science:
1-A. THE LAW All the laws operating in a golf stroke - Force and Motion, Geometry and Trigonometry, Materials and Structures, etc., etc., have been known since the days of Isaac Newton. No instructor, player or congressman put these laws into anything. Nor can they or anyone else be exempted from compliance with them. Laws are the Modus Operandi of their Principle.
mandrin