The most ridiculous advice you've heard

[Waynkie Doodle]

I used to take lessons from whom I think was a Haney disciple - take it outside and when you feel the stretch, just turn your shoulders like crazy. He actually taught Bobby Clampett and Rick Fehr for awhile, amongst some other Wisconsin pros.

I was snap hooking the snot out of it right before our HS Conference tournament - went to the range to see if he could give me a quick 15 minute look - after 5 snap hooks he took my right hand and move it a bit more on top and said "Now try" - hooked 5 more - after each one the advice was "Closer" ... Snap Hook ... "Closer" - After the 5th one I said, "Closer to what?!?" - unless he meant my balls were finishing closer to the fence on the left side of the range - closer my arse - I'm closer to stickin' this driver up your arse!

This wasn't so much bad advice as no advice...

This was literally so funny I had to get up and walk away
Lol hilarious.

 

[Wilson!]

“At impact, the club face should be as close to the ball as possible.”

I don't remember where I read it, but it wasn't supposed to be a joke.

Swing like you're in a barrel so you don't slide your hips forward.

Barrels are designed with more room at hip level (middle section) so you can slide your hips forward while keeping your head steady:

 

[natep]

start the lawnmower....

 

[goley]

Keep your hands centered to your chest in the backswing.

 

[Brian Manzella]

Keep your hands centered to your chest in the backswing.

Ah...

The old synchronized turn BS....

Wow...how time flies........

 

[greenfree]

Red Green... on the problem with your swing "Your standing to close to the ball after you hit it."

 

[Shot Limit]

Did you run after it?